Yesterday #reasonswhyIhateschool was a trending hashtag on Twitter. I know, me too: just a few months ago I barely knew what Twitter was and now I'm not just talking hashtags, but I clicked on one. It looked like it was mostly high schoolers and college students, lining up to get off their one-liner about what they hate about school, a global gripefest that goes back as far, I suppose, as there have been schools.
One of the first things I noticed, however, wasn't the specific complaints, but rather that almost every one of them had left the "bio" portion of their Twitter profile blank, which I find touching, frankly. Every adult person with whom I interact on Twitter has filled-in that bio section, a pithy sentence or two that we hope says it all, but these kids . . . Either not yet or too much to jam into that tiny space. Good on them for not feeling the need to be pigeon-holed.
What I found when I read the tweets was mostly the litany we would expect, and by far the number one complaint, easily outstripping all others, was some version of this:
I hate waking up early.
Of course, no one likes waking up early (aside from, perhaps, yours truly) but it's a fact of life for most high schoolers. Before jumping on them as a pack of whiners, please understand that sleep studies show that teenagers, in fact, are hormonally designed to stay up later and sleep in longer than the rest of us. That so many of them are crawling out of bed a 6 a.m. in order to make it to school on time is a kind of societal cruelty and one that takes an unnecessary mental and physical toll, proper sleep being at the heart of good health.
These studies showing the sleep needs of teenagers are by now decades old. If we had an educational system that was really up on the latest research, we would have long ago pushed back the start times of our high schools, but if anything the trend today is toward even earlier start times in the interest of more "instructional hours," creating an adversarial relationship where their need not be one.
Because I have to wake up early out of my comfortable bed just to go learn about things I won't need in life.
This tweet covers in less than 140 characters what I discovered through my decidedly unscientific research to be the two top reasons for high schoolers to hate school: getting up early and the irrelevancy of the subject matter.
Some of the stuff the teachers teach us is pointless. Like when are we ever gonna use this: 4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x?
because I have to take classes that don't teach me anything I'll ever have to know outside of it.
when you graduate all you get is another piece of paper
it's pointless, I've learned more from Google.
we won't use half of the things they teach us in real life.
I'm forced to learn sh*t I'll never even use & never remember in the future.
We r basically in there for 7 hours learning stuff we will NEVER need in life...
it teaches a lot of nothing.
We won't need half the stuff we learn when we leave school!
most of the work is pointless.
learning things that I will never need in my life.
pretty much everything you get taught, you'll never need to know in life
I thought the same thing when I was in high school and from where I sit now as a 50-year-old man I can honestly say I was right. These kids are right. Too much of what happens in school is an attempt to jam kids' brains full of trivia hoping they retain it long enough to "prove it" on a test. As one kid wrote:
it was a game in accurate vomiting ... it didn't matter if you understood or not, as long as you could reproduce it!
And I'm not surprised that someone feels she's learned more from Google -- it's because she was following her own interests, tracking down answers to her own questions, which is what education really ought to be. There were a lot of joke tweets like this one:
We're not learning about beyonce
. . . or Justin Bieber or the cast of Jersey Shore. People often argue against the "irrelevancy" charge by insisting that it isn't the specific information that's important, of course they'll forget it over time, but rather the habit or practice of filling their heads that matters.
If that's the case, why can't the topic be Beyonce? They're going to be learning this stuff anyway, really learning it -- I'm still master of details about The Who that I picked up in 6th grade -- because they're passionate about it. Instead of judging subject matter, wouldn't it be something if we could set teachers free to help the kids really pursue the things that motivate them, to ignite a flame in the Socratic tradition rather than simply fill an empty vessel? I know the kids would appreciate it and they'd be better educated for it. And when there comes a day when they need to know the exact date of the Battle of the Bulge, there will always be the search engine of their choice coupled with the habit or practice of filling their heads with what matters.
Is there any of what I've dismissively called "trivia" that we need every high schooler to know? I suppose so, especially when it comes to how our democracy works. And there are some fundamental scientific, historical, mathematical and other facts we should all share if we're ever going to get on the same page about anything, but wouldn't it be nice to figure out a way to do it without:
Long, boring classes
As one tweeter pointed out:
it wasn't like grease, hair spray, high school musical GLEE. it was all a lie. it was filed with boring CLASSES and TEXTBOOKS
Of course, life is not a TV program, but the point is well taken. Maybe we should be a bit more creative in how we go about it.
There are a lot of complaints about teachers, both specific and general, under this hashtag (far too many complaining about "coffee breath" for my comfort), most of which focused on the obvious:
teachers talk way too much! It's like give us the worksheet, sit down, & stfu
it's 7 hours of hunger and boredom.
Teachers go on and on about the same topic
teachers that think they know everything. Like you're a teacher not God.
the teachers are ignorant
The teachers think they know every single thing. When they don't.
I'm sometimes forced to sit in one spot for more than an hour
I suppose there may be some kids who thrive on the top down lecture model of education, with a teacher playing the role of "God" spreading neatly packaged wisdom to the masses, but it's hardly a one-size-fits-all way to teach and deeeeeeply boring to many. That's as far away from igniting a flame as you can get. At the preschool level, we're certainly more likely to acknowledge that education is a two-way street, or rather a network of two-way streets with lots of different ways to get to the same place. There's no reason other than inertia and "efficiency" for that to be any different because the students are older.
I love this one:
For some reason they kept telling me I wasn't the teacher and to sit down! WTF's up with that?
This sounds like a girl who knew what she wanted out of her education. Stand up, sister!
I've written before about Peter Gray, a research professor of psychology at Boston College and specialist in developmental and evolutionary psychology, who writes quite simply: "Children don't like school because they love freedom."
My school feels like a prison
they named the hallways and have street signs for them.
even if you're 5 seconds late they don't care. They still expect you to get a late slip
they treat us like we're in jail.
it's basically like prison. you have no rights, terrible food, and you can't fight.
directionators.
we have a dress code.
they throw a fit over self expression
They're too strict! So I can't wear a hat, but there are rebels walking around with their Rooster hair!?
it doesn't prepare you for life after high school they censor everything
Its Like Jail. Teacher=Police, Principles=Judge, Bus=Prison Bus, Students= Prisoners
I can't use the bathroom as often as I would like, but only when them stuck up teachers wanna let us.
because they won't let you be grown...
teachers alwayz staring at u and the gurl u kissing
talking to your friends is a crime at school
Becuz I can't get a drink or go to the bathroom at will and sometimes the teachers decide to not let you
that one annoying security guard that treats us like were actually in prison.
As a parent of a teenager, I'll just say that any moment now she'll be driving a car, voting, making all her own decisions. I want her to have plenty of experience with being treated as an adult, with having adult responsibilities and freedoms, before she's out there on her own.
And finally I wanted to share a few "special" tweets that, I think, show that these kids are critical thinkers who understand much more than they're given credit for:
The American Education system is a broken sham designed to enforce submissiveness and complacency
they never taught us meditation
I've to wake up early on weekdays, and I've to fret about it over my weekends.
same scenery every day of my life
bc I don't have enough time to live!
pressure to do well and meet expectations that others put onto you.
It perpetuates a no longer sustainable American ideal while secretly funding an already bloated credit market.
No Recess.
wake up early, go to bed late and do a bunch of work in the middle
8 hours being tortured in an isolated building. Then when it's over, another 6 hours of torturous work at home.
I am being prepared to be a factory worker, instead of the next innovator.
God I have so much work to do this weekend
I am being turned into a clone, instead of a creative, critical thinker.
It doesn't exist. Where I live, we just send our children in the wilderness to capture fire-breathing monsters.
I'm not pretending that any of these complaints are new. We had the same ones when I was a boy: too early, irrelevant, and boring. I also know that I'm looking under a hashtag called #reasonswhyIhateschool, a self-selected place to gripe. And in fairness, there was a companion hashtag running yesterday #reasonswhyIloveschool, under which kids expressed gratitude for their teachers, and the opportunities that education opens for them, but it was never trending and, honestly, most of the "reasons" were about the other kids:
School day is the only time I can be with you, see you and talk to you.
Righteous.
Children don't like school because they love freedom. We are biologically driven to learn, but we are not biologically driven to learn on command. We are not biologically driven to stuff our brains with things about which we have no curiosity. Yet that's what school is for many children: going to a place in which they have few if any choices, where everything is done according to rules and schedules in which they have no say, and then being judged by a system of grades and tests that have no connection to the rest of their lives
It's easy to just dismiss all of this as a bunch of whiney kids. I think we ought to listen.
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