Did you know that some people, mostly of the grown-up variety, don't care for glitter in their carpets, in their hair, or in their beards? Don't they know that glitter improves everything? And the more you use, the better. How can they not know that?
Bows too, and ribbons, the cheesier the better. And none of those fancy fabric ribbons either -- I want mine to shine!
And if you have glitter and bows and ribbons (with a few cotton balls thrown in because they remind us of snow) you're going to need lots and lots of glue.
And then if you really want to do it right you sit down together with your best friends and create this great beauty together.
It's essential, too, that the glitterphobes be banned from the work space because their clucking and fussing is just plain annoying, and doesn't do any good anyway, because we all know that it's the destiny of glitter to go where ever it wants.
No, the field must be left wide open to the glitterphiliacs among us.
We have the job of making your world more wonderful.
And when we're done, you'll thank us.