I've been hearing "last minute gift ideas" advertisements since at least mid-November. Pfft. But now, finally, the last minute is truly upon us, so as a public service I offer Teacher Tom's last minute gift ideas for children, most of which won't even require a trip to a mall.
Mesh produce bags.
Things that rot.
A place to leave things to rot . . .
. . . and worms to live there.
Sticks.
An old typewriter.
Concrete.
Dominoes.
Tape.
Sand.
Blocks.
Hammers.
Drills.
Boxes and balls.
Nuts, bolts, wrenches and screwdrivers . . .
. . . rubber bands . . .
. . . and put them all together.
Glue guns.
Cars.
Dolls . . .
. . . who need bandages.
Pallets.
Rocks.
Water, gutters, tubes and shovels.
Paint.
Yarn.
Step ladders . . .
. . . and homemade ladders.
Tree parts.
Ropes.
Buckets.
Plants.
Junk . . .
. . . and jewels.
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